The festive season is upon us once again, so I thought I would re-post a modified version of this post from 2011. Perhaps next year we will be able to get a choir together in time…
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my council gave to me
Twelve “Cyclists Dismount”s
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Eleven-inch wide bike lanes
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Ten side-road give-ways
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Nine wheel-benders
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Eight near misses
Courtesy of MiddleAgeCyclist
Seven pointless ‘A’ frames
Image courtesy of Mad Cycle Lanes of Manchester
Six-Pounds from the budget
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Five bro-ken rims
Four “Stupid twats”
Image courtesy of road.cc
Free high-vis
Image courtesy of Derbyshire Constabulary
Two ASLs
Image courtesy of Crap Cycling & Walking in Waltham Forest (RIP – again)
And a bike lane running through a tree
Image courtesy of Facility of the Month
Chester Cycling (and other stuff) 
Excellent
They should instead plant a redwood there on the bike lane. Then it will grow real big and then you can cut a tunnel so the bike lane can go through it. Problem solved.
I just did not understand ‘Four “Stupid twats”’ entry.
Perhaps it’s just me, or I missed something.
Otherwise, I like the post.